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so there’s nothing stopping me from dumping hummingbird food into my iced chai to sweeten it,

antique-symbolism:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

TRANSCRIPT:

Scott: This is a prop foam rubber cinderblock; that way, you can smack an actor with it, and it won’t kill him. 

[Scott throws the block at Actor, loud thunk noise] 

Scott: But if it did kill him, I’d still get off scot-free.

Actor: How would you do that, Scott?

Scott: Because there’d be no concrete evidence.

[Scott is hit in the head with his own cinderblock, even louder THUNK noise]